Far from growing more serious or melancholy as the decades passed, Eliana Beam turned to humor to comment upon society’s ills in Mother Goose Uncensored.  You'll laugh at these 50 real-world take-offs on the original Mother Goose rhymes. 

Eliana is well-read on current events and non-fiction as a result of listening to Talking Books, a free service provided from the National Library Service for the Blind and Physically Handicapped.  Her Mother Goose Uncensored verses editorialize on hot topics such as child welfare, wife abuse, divorce, road rage, corporate corruption, drug dealers, spousal murder, money laundering, and even Viagra.  Double entendras delight adults while still being safe reading for children.  Put it on your coffee table, in the bathroom, or give it as a gift.

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Sample poems from Mother Goose Uncensored:

• There Was a Crooked Man
• Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary
• Little Bo-Peep
• Wee Willie Winkie